Me and Tha Babez.

Aimee and I always be lookin fre$h, you knah.

Just HSM jumpin in times square, you know how it izzz.

The polyana (is that even a word, it feels weird typing…) theme this year with the fam was ugly/weird PJ’s. I covered sweatpants for my brother in pictures of myself and people like Bill Nye The Science Guy, I got sports themed footy PJ’s, my sister got pajama jeans…. Overall, pretty solid turnout.
I love my siblings and cousins and all of their significant others. We’re all pretty cute despite the ugly PJ’s, too, if I do say so myself.

Hey guys, this is a picture of me holding a baby squirrel. HEY GUYS, THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME HOLDING A BABY SQUIRREL.

Depicts our relationship so well.

Me and tha boyf <3

So this is me halfway out my parents’ 2nd floor bathroom window after forgetting my keys and finding no other unlocked entrances. Climbed a ladder that was too short, stepped on some weird decorative thing over my front door, used my intense arm strentgth to hoist myself up, and successfully made it in. \m/

LOL (crappily) PICNIKED MYSELF INTO A ZOMBIE~~~*

Guys, look how cute my fwends are.

This was pretty much the only day of my life that produced multiple flattering pictures of myself, hence the overuse. Pour l’anonymes.

I ran fairly consistently for the first time in pretty much a year…and a half.

Now my body aches.

Ah, the life of an out of shape bum.